Big Collection Of Pick Up Lines...

Pick Up Lines For Guys

Why They Suck And Fail For Most Men - What To Do Instead

Below is a long list of pick up lines but lets find out why pick up lines fail for men and how you can get them to work for you. Okay, we can divide this down right away into two categories: Pickup lines that just plain suck, and solid communication that comes across like a pickup line that sucks if not delivered properly. We’ll address them both.

Pickup lines that just plain suck, period:

These are listed as “Most Popular Pickup Lines”. We’re taking them to task and trashing them, without permission, under the “Fair Use” doctrine. Lame-pickup-line-users worldwide may revolt. Let them.

So here’s the collection of lameness:

* Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
* Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
* Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
* Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
* Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
* My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
* Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.
* I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.

These don’t work.

Normally I’m gracious, and I rarely make dogmatic statements. If something just “mostly sucks”, usually you’ll hear me saying, “Okay, xyz doesn’t usually work, however with the right delivery…”

With these “pickup lines”? Nope. No chance. They suck, and don’t work. At all. Ever. Period.

Why don’t they work?

Because they’re written to shield you from putting your ego on the line.

When you deliver one of these, it’s not YOU, it’s some lame pickup line writer somewhere who is probably a virgin. Most guys are afraid of “putting themselves on the line”, so they hide behind “joking” that they’re interested in the girl.

And girls don’t dig that.

So what’s better?

Try communicating what you DO like – A favorite of mine is to say, “I saw you standing over here, and I had to say that [UNIQUE QUALITY ABOUT HER] is really [NON-CLICHÉ COMPLIMENT].”

I saw you standing over here, and I had to say your hair is really shimmering, just absolutely beautiful.

I saw you walking by, and I had to say that you’ve got the most deadly walk I’ve ever seen.

I saw you sitting here, and I had to say your fashion is just totally fantastic.

Mean it! Don’t make stuff up, or use generic garbage like “You look pretty!”

When this fails –

If it comes across like it’s canned, like a regular trash “pickup line”, it won’t work. In fact, you already know regular pickup lines don’t work if you’ve tried using them. So instead try making more unique comments, while working on –

Getting the delivery right!

Delivery is EVERYTHING with the words you speak to a girl. You’re going to want to speak smoothly and slowly, employ long pauses for emphasis, and add emotion to how you speak.

One of the problems is many guys have never heard good delivery of an unpickup line so to speak. The idea of how to compliment a girl correctly is so totally alien to them that they just “blurt out” what they’re saying, which inevitably messes up the delivery, and the girl gives you the cold shoulder. Suck. Ouch.

When To Use Pick Up Lines

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We asked a female to write about pick up lines for guys and the following is what we got (we do not recommend you follow this girls advice and you would understand why if you watch the presentation from the link above):

Probably the funniest, yet the most annoying habit when we talk about two people clicking together is that usually the boy tries to impress the girl in a very unpredictable way. For sure that throughout the years, people have mocked and made fun of all these cheesy little schemes and instead of doing the trick the pickup lines ended up as a total joke. Yet voluntary or involuntary pickup lines have remained the secret weapon of a guy that wants to impress.

Most men find it difficult to draw the attention of a beautiful woman to them and even pain killing to start a small talk conversation. The quick-minded ladies that are beyond their reach usually intimidate guys. In order to break the ice, a brand new male invention was born. The pickup lines! I do not assume that guys hang around together gossiping around the next blast, but I suppose that they get inspired from each other. Probably wrongly, guys assume that if a girl fell for such a line, then it is considered to universally work for everyone. Now we must admit that the imagination of men is without boundaries and they came up with quite some interesting and amusing lines.

One of the favorite pickup lines of the hilarious temperate guys is the funny ones. They honestly believe that laughter is the way to a woman’s heart and they try to impress by making their potential partners laugh. The reaction at these funny pickup lines may be as varied. Some ladies might flee on the spot, while others may actually like the sense of humor and would stick to hear more jokes. There is indeed a lot of power of attraction in the funny side of you, yet a guy must always know what good pickup line to throw off his sleeve. It is good to remember that most people love to hear jokes, but be careful not to overdo it. Otherwise you may be thought of to be a very head in the clouds guy. If you are the funny type and the girl does not respond to your joke, probably you do not go together anyway. Well, if you want to be mister funny, try a line like ‘Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!’ If she does not call the cops to arrest you, then you broke the ice and can move on.

Another type of pickup line for guys really turns the girls off. The cheese sounding lines are probably going to fail you most of the time. They sound so ‘I want to pick you up’, that probably every girl will go running away. These types of lines may go to someone who has a totally romantic side or it is not paying a lot of attention to the conversation. Instead of using them for a date, you can just humor the ones around you or refresh your almost dead conversation. Such cheesy lines will be better considered inside group jokes than good pickup lines. No wonder that if you approach a girl saying ‘If the nightclub is a meat market, then you must be the prime rib’, you will get a good slap and even a glass of something pouring on your head.

Probably the best way to conquer someone’s heart is to be romantic and to show that you really care. Well that can be a little difficult when you want to pick up a total stranger, as you might realize that the looks can be deceiving. To really impressing a woman, you have to avoid compliments or pickup lines about her looks. It is obvious that she knows the way she looks and going there will just prove that you are nothing but a shallow guy. You should try finding, even if virtually, parts inside her, that need to be valued and cherished. If you do not know her at all, then use your imagination to find a romantic comment or interpretation in every move that she makes. Remember the good parts of your ex-girlfriend and try applying them on your target. Observe her and really feel in your heart the passion of romance. Try a pickup line like ‘If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.’ This one is impressive and if the girl likes flowers then lucky guess.

In the end, all the guys should do is remember that he cannot base his conversations only on pickup lines. They should use one for getting the conversation going, not saying the same stupid lines all night long. If you’ve got the girl’s attention, just relax and be yourself. The conversation should flow naturally and so should your state of mind.