Corny Pick Up Lines (Pun Intended, Every Time)

“Are you corn? Because you’re a-maize-ing.”

“Do you work at a bakery? Because you’re a cutie pie.”

“Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.”

“I must be a corn stalk, because I’m all ears when you talk.”

“Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peel-ing.”

“If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.”

“Do you like cheese? Because you’re looking Gouda tonight.”

“Are you a garden? Because I dig you.”

“Lettuce be honest: we’d make a great pear.”

“You’re egg-stra special. That’s it. That’s the line.”

“Olive you, and I don’t even know your name yet.”

“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”

“Are you bread? Because you’re loaf-ly.”

“You must be made of cheese, because you’re looking sharp.”

“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”

“Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.”

“I bee-lieve you’re the honey I’ve been searching for.”

“Are you a scarecrow? Because you’re outstanding in your field.”