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Funny Pick Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh
Laughter is the fastest shortcut to a real conversation. These lines are engineered for the laugh first and the phone number second.
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“Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.”
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“I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.”
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“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
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“Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.”
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“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple. If you were a vegetable, I’d visit you in the hospital every day.”
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“I was going to say something smooth, but I got distracted by your face.”
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“Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest, and it’s compounding daily.”
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“My love for you is like dividing by zero. It cannot be defined.”
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“Did it hurt? When you fell out of the vending machine? Because you’re a snack.”
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“Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.”
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“I’m learning about important dates in history. Want to be one of them?”
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“You’re so cute it’s distracting. I’ve walked into three doors today.”
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“Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.”
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“Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
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“If being sexy was a crime, you’d be in jail by now.”
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“Excuse me, I think you dropped something: my jaw.”
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“Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you and I’m not even made of metal.”
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“Do you drink soda? Because you’re so-da-lightful.”
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How to Use Funny Pick Up Lines
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Commit to the joke. A funny line delivered with an apology in your voice is not funny anymore, it is awkward. Say it like you find it hilarious too.
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Laugh with her, not before her. Cracking up at your own line before the punchline steals the reveal.
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Keep a second, sillier line ready in case the first gets a groan. Two groans in a row become a bit, and a bit is a conversation.
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