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Lame Pick Up Lines (Charmingly Weak Game)
Weak game, strong heart. These lines are not going to impress anyone with their cleverness, and that is exactly their charm.
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“Are you tired? Because you’ve been jogging through my thoughts all morning.”
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“Do you have a quarter? I told my mom I’d call her when I met the one.”
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“Are you a thesaurus? Because you’re gorgeous, stunning, AND breathtaking.”
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“I’m invisible. Can you see me? What about tomorrow at 8?”
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“If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”
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“Are you a ninja? Because you snuck right into my heart.”
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“I forgot my name. Can I borrow yours for the wedding invitations?”
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“Excuse me, I think you owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.”
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“Are you a 60-watt bulb? Because you light up the room. Dimly. Wait, that came out wrong.”
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“I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.”
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“Was your dad a thief? Because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes.”
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“Are you a raisin? Because you’re a-raisin my heart rate.”
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“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I re-enter the room?”
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“You plus me equals awesome. That’s the whole equation. I’m not good at math.”
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“Are you a snowstorm? Because I’d cancel everything for you.”
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“I lost my phone. Can I use yours? I’m just going to enter my number real quick.”
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“Are you the moon? Because even in the dark, you find a way to shine.”
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“Somebody better call heaven, because they’re missing an angel.”
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How to Use Lame Pick Up Lines
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Lean into the weakness. "That was pretty lame, right?" said with a grin gets more smiles than pretending it was clever.
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Lame lines are surprisingly safe for shy guys because nobody expects them to work. Low stakes, low pressure, easy laugh.
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Follow the groan with a genuine question. Lame is the opener; curious is what keeps her talking.
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