Stupid Pick Up Lines (Delightfully Dumb)

“Rawr means I like you in dinosaur.”

“Are you a cornfield? Because I’m completely lost in you.”

“If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet potato.”

“Are you the sun? Because you need to stay 93 million miles away from... no wait, that’s not how this one goes.”

“I like my mornings like I like my coffee: with you in them. Wait, do you even drink coffee?”

“Are you gravity? Because you just brought me down. To one knee. Too soon?”

“My dog told me to come talk to you. I don’t have a dog. I panicked.”

“Are you an escalator? Because you take me to another level. And sometimes you’re under repair. I don’t know where I’m going with this.”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a solid 4, but I make up for it in enthusiasm.”

“Are you a fish? Because you’ve got me hooked. And now I’m floundering.”

“I memorized every word in the dictionary except one: your number.”

“Do you like water? Then you already like 60% of me.”

“Are you a clock? Because you’ve got hands... and a face... this started better in my head.”

“I’m writing a phone book. Can I get your number? It’s for research.”

“Are you a stop sign? Because I’d stop for you. I’m legally required to, but still.”

“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”

“Are you lightning? Because... striking. That’s it. That’s the whole line.”

“My friends bet I couldn’t talk to the prettiest person here. Want to help me lose gracefully? Wait, no...”