Math Pick Up Lines That Add Up

“Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.”

“My love for you is like pi: irrational and never-ending.”

“Are you the number 7? Because you’re a prime example of perfection.”

“I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.”

“You must be a 90-degree angle, because you’re looking right.”

“Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational around you.”

“I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute one.”

“You and I add up better than a perfect equation.”

“Are you a math problem? Because I could sit here and work on you for hours.”

“If you were a graph, I’d want to be your asymptote: always getting closer.”

“My love for you grows exponentially.”

“Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you just keep getting better.”

“You’re the x to my y. Together we make the perfect pair of coordinates.”

“Let’s be the opposite of parallel lines and meet as soon as possible.”

“I’d never rationalize my feelings for you. They’re beyond radical.”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a solid square root of 101.”

“Honestly, you’re the only sine I need.”

“Are you a limit? Because as I approach you, my heart rate goes to infinity.”