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Bad Pick Up Lines For Guys

Bad pick-up lines are everywhere, and it takes a connoisseur to distinguish between the good, the bad, and the ugly. Most potential suitors tend to think that a woman lives and dies on a familiar or great refrain, something that speaks to her looks, or her charm, or her grace in public. The truth is that a woman – every woman – wants to feel appreciated and loved for her best features.

This is what happens when a guy works on the notion that a woman only wants to hear great things about herself.

Consider the following 15 pick-up lines the worst you can get with “bad” in a conversation with the girl of your dreams – or your nightmares:

  • You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Can we go on a date together?
  • How much does that rock on your finger mean to you? What if I bought you a drink and we forgot all about it?
  • I’m a really bad dancer, but I have a great heart. That’s what my ex told me, anyway.
  • How did you end up in this galaxy? You must have originated in the most beautiful galaxy, right?
  • Guy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No. Guy: You do now!
  • So when we’re married a year or two from now, can I tell the best man that he can talk about how I used this line in his speech?
  • Why do I get the feeling that I was meant to be here tonight? Is it so that I can buy you a drink? Two drinks? Three drinks?
  • Guy: So what’s it like, descending from Zeus himself? Girl: What? Guy: You are a goddess, aren’t you?
  • Look, I know that I’m not a werewolf, or a vampire, or even a hunky movie star. But what’s something like that to stop you from being my Bella?
  • Look, I want to have sex with you. You want to have sex with me. Why don’t we go to my car and I can drive us to Lover’s Lane or something?
  • Do we have to go through this romance and charm stuff? Can’t I just get your number so we can hook up later? Women like direct guys, right?
  • Guy: You must be Mary Jane. Girl: What, excuse me? Guy: My spidey senses are tingling all over!
  • Guy: Pardon moi, parlez-vous francais? Girl: No. Guy: Well, we don’t have much time, but the least I can do is teach you how to French kiss.
  • I just saw you and can tell that I’ll remember you forever.
  • You remind me of a constellation or two – you know, those clusters of stars we see in the night sky?

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We asked a female to write about bad pick up lines for guys and the following is what we got (we do not recommend you follow this girls advice and you would understand why if you watch the presentation from the link above):

You like going out clubbing or just hanging out with your friends at the pub? It’s okay to have fun, but what is not okay is to try to pick up women by using all sorts of bad pick up lines. You will definitely fail in this attempt, because it’s similar to you trying to seduce someone simply by reciting a poem. Now what makes the difference between a bad pick up line and a poem? It’s obvious that for making a pick up line, there is no need for talent. However, writing a poem takes time while making a bad pick up lines doesn’t take a genius. Since women can’t be won over by poems, most of them definitely don’t find guys who try their luck with silly pick up lines attractive either. Going to a woman with a bad pick up line is like expecting her to accept you for something you’re not. Even if you believe you found the most extraordinary pick up line, chances are you will still have not achieved anything with a girl. A pick up line doesn’t reflect your personality, but it will probably point out the personality and intentions of another guy who had time to waste on making it. Women and younger ladies are usually attracted to people who know how to talk properly to them, being honest and simply natural. You look like a really fake person, posing as a ‘cool guy’ when using a bad pick up line.

People have laughed at really bad pick up lines for quite a while now. However, they still are a few guys out there who just don’t know when to stop. They keep trying to hit the jackpot but they seem to fail noticing the reason why they are not managing to do it. Bad pick up lines can be dirty, gross and cheesy. You are not romantic if you just meet a girl and admiring her hands, you tell her that she would look great with a wedding ring on her finger. That is actually disturbing and she will get as far away from you as possible. On the opposite side of bad pick up lines, you will probably try to compliment the girl, saying something about her buttocks or about her breasts. You should know better than this and realize that she will definitely not feel flattered, as she’s been reduced to a sexual object. This is a bad thing, and you will receive a firm slap. Believe it or not, it is just as inappropriate to try to talk to a woman by starting to praise her long legs or even her lips. All of these approaches are too straightforward. After all, you don’t want to disgust and reject, but to appear funny and approachable. You should aim for casual conversation, to make the lady feel comfortable around you. Being dirty from the start will immediately stimulate her to run away from you, to ignore you or to call you a loser. That can be unpleasant, so you better avoid telling bad pick up lines in the first place. Another type of pick up lines is the one in which you are insinuating that there is mutual attraction between you and the woman you’re talking to. First of all, even if you’re in a club and you actually see a girl checking you out, you can’t just go there and try a pick up line, telling her that she wants you. Even if she does, she will immediately change her mind if you go to her and tell her that. Also, no girl will be impressed if you go to her and tell her that you would buy her a house and marry her if she keeps smiling. You will seem weird, arrogant but still desperate; not a good combination of flaws. You can turn even a funny pick up line into a really bad one if you tell it like you were reciting poems in first grade. At least do your best to say it right. Bad pick up lines are usually the ones that make the person hearing them feel uncomfortable, even embarrassed by your silly attempt. This entire situation can become really stressful and you will wish you had never gone out of the house that day.

Do yourself a favor and throw your pick up lines away. Forget about them and never use them again. If you already tried a few and noticed that they don’t work at all, try being yourself next time. Even if you won’t get to spend the evening with the prettiest girl at the bar, you will at least be rejected nicely, not slapped like after you say a dirty pick up line. Try to be nicer to be around rather than looking like someone desperate to get a woman in bed tonight. Have fun and let people approach you by being approachable, not weird.