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Worst Pick Up Lines For Guys

There is an art form involved in securing the interest of a woman you want. And like art, pick-up lines come in a variety of presentations – funny, cheesy, dirty, sexy, cute, good, bad, hilarious, nerdy, sweet, lame, romantic, stupid, great, and corny. There are those that involve math, and those that involve Pokémon. And then there are the worst pick-up lines. Pick-up lines that you should never try in your lifetime, lest you walk away embarrassed, humiliated, and alone. Pick-up lines that women abhor and men laugh about much later.

What follows are the 15 worst pick-up lines a man could ever attempt – so use these as a compass in order to separate what works from what doesn’t:

  • Hey, I see me in your pants! That’s got to mean something, right?
  • You are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met. Almost as beautiful as my mother! (Yuck!)
  • What would it mean if a guy like me and a girl like you were to make out, right here, right now, in front of everyone?
  • I may not have all the money in the world, or a car, or a house, or anything else, but I’d make a loyal boyfriend!
  • You remind me of my last girlfriend! Could we go on a date? Please?
  • It’s weird, you remind me of my sister. Would you like to go on a date with me? Huh?
  • Would you date a guy with a felony? What if he were wrongly convicted?
  • Excuse me, do you have a boyfriend? Yes? Why?
  • C’mon, can’t you give me a chance? I promise I’ll be loyal, good, and kind… and I have money…
  • That can’t be right. My credit card never declines. Follow-up with the bartender: Can you try this card instead? Second follow-up: Are you sure you have it right? You must be doing something wrong.
  • You put the “phat” in my Big Fat Greek Wedding. Follow-up: Get it?
  • Would you like to come back to my place? Follow-up: We’ll have to be quiet… My mom and dad might be home.
  • You remind me of that one girl in that one movie with that one guy….
  • To a girl: What kind of name is that? Follow-up: Really?
  • And the worst pick-up line in our countdown: I think you’re the most beautiful woman in the room.

When To Use Pick Up Lines

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We asked a female to write about the worst pick up lines for guys and the following is what we got (we do not recommend you follow this girls advice and you would understand why if you watch the presentation from the link above):

If you’re the kind of guy who loves going out in clubs and pubs then you probably tried to use pick up lines on women at least once.

The truth is you can’t really pick up women that easily, especially because most pick up lines are really bad. The reason why men use some of the worst pick up lines is because they probably think that being straight forward will get them results easier than trying to be themselves. However, this is only true in very few cases, and that usually happens when girls you try to pick up have really low self-esteem. Pick up lines were probably created for men who have no idea what to say to a beautiful woman when they spot her in the club. This way, men get to use the same pick up lines, which is quite foolish and it is certain that ladies don’t appreciate that. In many cases, not even the cute pick up lines work anymore. Common lines such as ‘you must be an angel’ are no longer considered cute, but actually corny. Would you like someone to hit on you with something one million other people used before? Of course that you would probably feel like they don’t really care to know you; that they would rather get in bed with you as soon as possible and then just leave.

It is now time to see just which pick up lines are the worst. Of course that the ‘winners’ are dirty pick up lines. When you read them over the Internet, they might seem really funny. However, imagine having someone say such a pick up line to you. These pick up lines will usually make the person addressing them to someone look like a freaky pervert. It is just incredible how some men thought they were getting lucky using them. They are practically straightforward invites to having sexual intercourse. Of course, not all of these dirty pick up lines contain swear words. Instead, they use other words that are suggestive and commonly used as various replacements for intimate body parts and for swear words. A common word for cat, the word pussy is often used in dirty pick up lines. Also, cocks can become important characters in these lines too. If you come to think about it, these two animals have nothing ‘dirty’ about them; even so, we all know what they can refer to, and people using dirty pick up lines always make sure to make connotations very obvious. Of course that taking into consideration that these are the worst pick up lines, they will probably end up slapped, kicked and with beverages poured on them. But these are not the only pick up lines that are very bad. You can go wrong with these lines even if you don’t ask dirty things from a lady. You can get a woman almost equally freaked out if you tell her a really cheesy pick up line that concerns having babies with her or even getting married. This is definitely not romantic, so never believe that it is. It is known that women want to get married at some point, but they surely don’t want to hear these words from people they don’t know. You need to be attractive, not romantic on the day you hit on a woman you are really into. Being charming is the key, but the most charming men are those who have the courage to be themselves and simply show their self-confidence by doing so. Never pick up ladies with pick up lines, especially with pick up lines that were made and used ages ago. They will see your attempt as very rude and inconsiderate.

Pick up lines are made for people who want to find someone either to love or just to spend the night with. No matter which one is your case, you should never use those really bad pick up lines. You will end up looking like a very lame person who doesn’t really know what to do in order to attract the opposite sex. You will look like you are just looking for sex, but not just that; you will also seem desperate and in search for a person even more desperate than you. That usually doesn’t end up well, so you won’t get that nice girl you wanted to get to know better in the pub. Analyzing your looks and your behavior will be more effective. You could even ask a friend to tell you which are your biggest flaws and which are your best features. This way, you will know what you need to put an emphasis on and what you need to get rid of. It is a known fact that in many cases, personality is more than 70% what really matters. So you might as well be ugly; if you have a pleasant voice, a nice manner of speaking and charming personality, you can get the girl in no time. Pick up lines are long time worn out, so let them just fade away.